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Quotes from my Bart Simpson poster

"I will not instigate revolution."

"I will not encourage others to fly"

"I will not fake my way through life."

"I will not trade pants with others."

"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."

"Organ transplants are best left to the professionals."

"Beans are neither fruit, nor musical."

"I will not send lard through the mail."

"I will not hang donuts on my person."

"I do not have power of attorney over first graders."

"Nerve gas is not a toy."

"I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface."

"No one wants to hear my armpits."

"The boys room is not a water park."

"Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things."

"I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist."

"I will not belch the national anthem."

"I will not grease the monkey bars."

"I will not barf unless I'm sick."

"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."

"I will not conduct my own fire drills."

"I will not prescribe medication."

"A burp is not an answer."

"I will not eat things for money."

"Goldfish don't bounce."

"No one is interested in my underpants."

"I will return the seeing-eye dog."

"The cafeteria deep-fryer is not a toy."

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