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Miscellaneous Quotes

"In conclusion: Moo."  Dave Barry

"God didn't call me to be governor. He called me to be obedient."  Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue

"It's wrong to put God in a box...He's so much bigger than that."  Reese Roper

"Chia Tetrahedron"  Reese Roper

"The ACC, God's gift to college basketball.  Pat Forde

"Nothing's more exciting than those three seconds in pinball when you realize you're about to get multi-ball."  Bill Simmons

"But without systems no one feeds you, no one scratches you...there is chaos."  Satchel Pooch from Get Fuzzy

"It's a jungle out there. You've got to look out for number 1, but don't step in number 2."  Thorton Melon from Back To School

"Clothes makes the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."  Mark Twain

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."  Thoreau

"The evils which are endured with patience as long as they are inevitable, seem tolerable as soon as a hope can be entertained of escaping them."  Alexis de Tocqueville

"Americans love TV. It's like the voice of God."  Ann Coulter

"Friends don't quit."  Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."  Abraham Lincoln

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."  Robert Heinlein

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."  Henry Kissinger

"...to see what is right and not do it is cowardice."  Confucius

"People usually get what's coming to them... unless it was mailed."  Unknown

"We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore."  Mark Twain

"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something."  Westley - from The Princess Bride

"I trusted to God and pressed on."  George Washington Carver

"The way one eats is the way one works."  Czech Proverb

"Progress means taking risks. For you can't steal home and keep your foot on third base."  Anonymous

"Wise man say 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza'."  Michaelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Brooke: Being needed is a great thing to feel, but it's not love. When it comes to love there's no second place.
Harrison: What about friendship?
Brooke: Friendship's good... especially when you don't have another choice.
Brooke McQueen and Harrison John from Popular

"George Steinbrenner is the center of evil in the universe."  Ben Affleck

"I didn't hate the Spurs. How can you hate a team that has guys like Duncan and David Robinson? That's like you're trying to hate the Pope or something."  Robert Horry

"If walking is good for your health, then Barry Bonds must be the healthiest ballplayer of all time."  Thomas Sowell

"If we go out; and it's raining, we get wet."  Stewart Milne

"The World Cup, which is apparently some sort of big soccer tournament..."  James Taranto

"If you want to be taken seriously in your Internet e-mail correspondence, don't put 'aol.com' on the butt end of your e-mail address."  Neal Boortz

"The mainstream media tilts so far to the left, you have to watch the news on an incline sometimes."  Neal Boortz


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